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    <item rdf:about="http://johnhavard.com/blog/say-gogo-to-coco-on-tonight-shosho">        <title>It's official: Conan's Last Tonight Show This Friday</title>        <link>http://johnhavard.com/blog/say-gogo-to-coco-on-tonight-shosho</link>        <description>NBC and O'Brien signed a deal late last night...</description>        <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>        <dc:creator>jh</dc:creator>        <dc:rights></dc:rights>                    <dc:subject>late night tv</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>entertainment</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>the tonight show</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>idiocy</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>conan o'brien</dc:subject>                <dc:date>2010-01-21T18:48:07Z</dc:date>        <dc:type>Weblog Entry</dc:type>    </item>
    <item rdf:about="http://johnhavard.com/blog/team-conan">        <title>I'm with Conan</title>        <link>http://johnhavard.com/blog/team-conan</link>        <description>It goes without saying that I'm with Conan.  He popped on the air during my formative years, filling the late night void left by Letterman's move to CBS.  My adventures in watching late night TV.</description>        <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>        <dc:creator>jh</dc:creator>        <dc:rights></dc:rights>                    <dc:subject>the daily show</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>david letterman</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>late night tv</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>entertainment</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>tv</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>the late show</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>the tonight show</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>idiocy</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>stupid</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>late late show</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>conan o'brien</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>viewing habits</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>late night with jimmy fallon</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>opinion</dc:subject>                <dc:date>2010-01-20T06:20:25Z</dc:date>        <dc:type>Weblog Entry</dc:type>    </item>
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    <item rdf:about="http://johnhavard.com/blog/flavored-cigarette-idiocy">        <title>The Flavored Cigarette Factsheet, Annotated!</title>        <link>http://johnhavard.com/blog/flavored-cigarette-idiocy</link>        <description>The FDA recently banned flavored cigarettes.  I don't smoke, and I don't really find the smell of clove cigarettes pleasant.  That being said, I'm 100% against the ban.  The excuses provided by the FDA for the ban are complete fluff and without merit.</description>        <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>        <dc:creator>jh</dc:creator>        <dc:rights></dc:rights>                    <dc:subject>cloves</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>fda</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>tobacco</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>idiocy</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>cigarettes</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>regulation</dc:subject>                    <dc:subject>stupid</dc:subject>                <dc:date>2009-12-13T01:18:04Z</dc:date>        <dc:type>Weblog Entry</dc:type>    </item>
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    <item rdf:about="http://johnhavard.com/blog/stuff-stuff-stuff">        <title>Stuff.</title>        <link>http://johnhavard.com/blog/stuff-stuff-stuff</link>        <description>Useless post to pop the previous post off the top spot...</description>        <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>        <dc:creator>jh</dc:creator>        <dc:rights></dc:rights>                    <dc:subject>crazy</dc:subject>                <dc:date>2009-11-21T01:25:52Z</dc:date>        <dc:type>Weblog Entry</dc:type>    </item>
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    <item rdf:about="http://johnhavard.com/blog/redaction-late-night">        <title>"Why Craig Ferguson Rocks" retracted</title>        <link>http://johnhavard.com/blog/redaction-late-night</link>        <description>I withdrew the blog post comparing late night shows, and why The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson rocks.  The Late Late Show and Craig Ferguson still rock, but the blog post rambled a bit too much to the point that it nearly invoked Date's Incoherency Principle.</description>        <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>        <dc:creator>jh</dc:creator>        <dc:rights></dc:rights>                <dc:date>2009-11-02T19:03:08Z</dc:date>        <dc:type>Weblog Entry</dc:type>    </item>
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